Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday Fun Thoughts

I am not a morning person AT ALL.  I rode behind this truck for a while this morning and I just don't get advertising sometimes.  Does this slogan seem strange to you?  I know what they mean by it, but it just looks all kind of ways WRONG!


Just in case you can't read the slogan, here it is again.


A few other thought provoking ideas.  It's Friday so "fun" thinking is the only thinking that should be allowed!

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

How come there aren't B batteries?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?


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