Friday, July 29, 2011

Friday Fun Thoughts!

    Happy Friday!  It is our last weekend of summer break:(    BUT,  we went to the high school yesterday and got schedules and a few other things and I think the kids are excited.  Sydney is looking forward to all that seniors get to do and Shane is looking forward to being in high school.  Shane and Stratton are loving football and so are my nephews.  Skylar had a good week also at cheerleading camp.  It is always a little sad when the summer is over, but we sure do have a lot of fun things ahead.  (We also found out this week that my cousin, Joseph's little girl Lillie, is going to be the mascot for Skylar's cheerleading squad. So we will be with them too!) 


                    Have a great, safe weekend everybody!

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it.

Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.  (This is kind of like my K and L dilemma!)

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what  was going on when I first saw it.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front.

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I  undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous?  I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

As a driver I don't like pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I don't like drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I never like cyclists.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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